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Jacob is so metal....

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Jacob is so metal when he pisses the bed he has to clean the rust out of his sheets.

Jacob is so metal that the reason Gene Simmons has a long tounge is because Jacob taught him how to eat pussy.

Jacob is so metal he snores Hatebreed tunes.

Jacob is so metal he cums Castrol GTX.

Jacob is so metal that when he eats spaghetti o's he pours the food in a bowl and eats the can.

Jacob is so metal that he gave Scott Vogel and dirty look and he shit himself.

Jacob is so metal you uses refrigerator magnets as tattoos.

Jacob is so metal he plays chess with Satan every weekend.

Jacob is so metal he gave the drummer from lit brain cancer.

Jacob is so metal he uses chain mail for condoms.
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Jacob is so metal he fucked the virgin Mary and she had the hosts of Myth Busters

Jacob is so metal he beat Anne Frank at hide and seek.

Jacob is so metal he helped Satan create Kerry King, and then he went on to teach Kerry how to play guitar.

The Scott Vogel and Hatebreed ones are copyrighted by me.
Jacob is so metal that he shits torpedos.

jacob's so cool he cums ice

Jacob's such a nice guy that he created Hooked on Phonics.

jacob's so patriotic that he came out of the statue of liberty's vagina

Jacob is so hard that he ended WWI so he could start WWII

Jacob is so hard he killed Bambi's dad.

Jacob is so hard that he gives cancer diseases.

Jacob is so hard that he got mad at Morgan Freeman and made him narrate the March of the Penguins for punishment.

Jacob's so metal that his dick is a military warhead.

Jacob is so metal that he masturbates with snake skin.

Jacob's so hardcore that he uses a belt sander to brush his teeth.