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ITT: you describe yr funeral

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1 ITT: you describe yr funeral on Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:36 pm

somebody: make sure this happens because i'll probably die alone and poor from making payments on a bald eagle/100% disposable, yet inhibitable structure.

i want to be in a transparent coffin boardered by neon pink and green lights, spinning on an axis awkwardly fast while electric funeral by black sabbath looped the entire time. the clergy was supposed to be a clown in a bikini smoking a cigarette, and at the end of the service i wanted the building to be caught on fire while some sort of elaborate PA system outside continued the electric funeral loop, and at the very instant that the entire building became engulfed, a bald eagle, also smoking a cigarette, was to be released into the wild. various buffet tables would align the inside/outside of the event.

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2 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:19 pm

moving more toward the idea of a playlist

seriously

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3 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:48 pm

how do none of you guys have post-life plans? funerals are like the one time where a person can get exactly what they want. even though it's the ultimate irony, it's pretty cool. i'm just going to assume that all of yr funerals are going to be mundane, terrible experiences where people judge how good or bad they made you up before going to your wake to eat mac and cheese and watch college basketball.

you people are fucking boring.

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4 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:55 pm

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8 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:17 am

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11 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:32 am

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12 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:16 pm


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13 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:42 am


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14 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:00 am

hey fuckers dont fucking edit my goddamn posts


i dont even like wrestling in an ironic sense


im serious. stop editing my posts, this isnt even remotely funny



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15 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:27 am


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16 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:53 am

Thunderbeard wrote:

Valid, point, but consider this:

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17 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:18 pm

DeathandTexas wrote:Valid, point, but consider this:


I do think that you're heading in the right direction, but I think THIS is what you were trying to say:

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18 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:03 pm

if you fuck with my song, im gonna be an angry soul




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19 Re: ITT: you describe yr funeral on Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:17 pm

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